LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
How cute is he?
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
i literally didn’t even look both ways while walking to campus like hit me get me out of my finals i don’t care
I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry
I believe in love at first episode
I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three